isa;
im not back i'm just bored

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51


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pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.


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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image


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*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again


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squiglets:

fishytheheroguy:

squiglets:

*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
*instant reblog*

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

*instant reblog*


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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

image


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lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

image


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ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level


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